Friday, November 20, 2009

Dating errors

Just a FYI, if you like someone, don't tell them they have a jiggly stomach, or they need to dye the sexy grey worry streak in their hair, or they need to buy new clothes, or they need to get their body in shape before it's beyond the point of repair, or suggest that they stand on the scale for you to monitor their weight. Or how about making digs over and over about their funky junky BMW which smells like cinnamon and sugar. Maybe that's why they have a little fat on their stomach. It's smelling all that cinnamon- it's gone on the waist. Yes, that's it. Do all those things and then wonder why they have no feelings. Go ahead, ask yourself what went wrong.

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