Midday musing

I’m drunk.
No, half drunk.
In the afternoon.
A half a seasonal dark ale.
6% alcohol.
I’m thinking about taking out a personal ad:
“Cheap date.”
That should be enough to reel ‘em in.
Would it be a wide sweep of society?
Where could I post it?
Should I add that I’m educated?
Or would that be too much information?