I saw a sign today...

For "Romantic Sex on the Beach" - a drink. Which I admit is terribly cheesy for a name. However, I indulged myself in thoughts of what a Romantic Sex on the Beach drink would contain if I were making it.

I decided: mashed blueberries, lime juice, a bit of maple syrup, club soda and a mint leaf. And then a dark chocolate on the side. But I think I would rather call it "Sex in the Woods by a Campfire But Just a Little Bit High Maintenance." If I start a bar, that is what I will call my signature drink.

And then in the morning I will make my cranberry almond scones and call them something likewise enticing, such as, " Waking Up is Much More Nice When You Have Magical Happy Scones." I am thinking we will only be able to have about three items on the menu with names that long, but it will be easier that way, and then I can be really specialized in my offerings.

Midday musing

I’m drunk.
No, half drunk.
In the afternoon.
A half a seasonal dark ale.
6% alcohol.
I’m thinking about taking out a personal ad:
“Cheap date.”
That should be enough to reel ‘em in.
Would it be a wide sweep of society?
Where could I post it?
Should I add that I’m educated?
Or would that be too much information?